She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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