Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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