you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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