Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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