what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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