i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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