if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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