just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
