I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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