Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
i need some magic done to my vagina
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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