I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
