let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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