i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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