Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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