Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
