Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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