i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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