I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
