Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i barfeds in our rink
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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