i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize