I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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