I think I died a long time ago.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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