the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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