we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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