I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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