I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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