so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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