Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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