brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
