Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
