I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
