discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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