Come see our sink grown plant.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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