Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Terrible idea I love it
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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