I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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