I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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