i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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