margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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