We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
