he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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