Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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