You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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