Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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