omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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