i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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