Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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