i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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