I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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