I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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