Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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