Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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