i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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