If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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