Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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