hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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