I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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