he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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